Well if Urban can ask for 1 million for a private dinner with boosters, then I'll have to give my pricing to hang out with me.

To fly commercial in first class 1k
To watch a game with me from the stands 2k
To watch a game with me from the field 5k
To play rock,paper, scissors and have dinner 15k
To play rps, dinner and a limited edition mini helmet with my logo 20k no autograph.